Hey

Hi blog. We haven't talked in a while. I just figured I'd fill you in on my life.

My last job? The awesome one i left a good job for? That one was awful. I wanted to run into traffic every day at that new job. Oh, and they fired me 2 weeks before Christmas.

That awesome girlfriend I loved so much? Yeah, we split. She wanted a ring for Christmas, and i wasn't ready. We had a long discussion, and quietly went our own ways.

I live alone, with my cat.

I have a job right now. Just started it actually. Seems pretty cool. I taught my manager a few things about the kitchen on my first day. Funny shit.

Hope you've been doing well blog. I missed you. I promise we'll stay in touch nowadays. I have nothing else to do.

This is my life.

I've fallen away from my friends. All those who I used to talk to are gone. If we used to talk and hang out a lot, come hit me up. My apartment is empty without you.

My girlfriend rocks.

I love her. I want her for forever. But I'm scared to tell her

I love my girlfriendI

I love you baby.

Ignore my psoriasis

Here's a post.

Here's the neckbeard so far. Volume is increasing wonderfully. It does look horribly like pubic hair on my neck, which may or may not be a bad thing. I am fully confident that within a couple weeks it will be fuller, and nicer. It has tried multiple times to encroach upon my face, but i have beat it back every time. It's just annoying to see hair from your neck leaking onto your face.

More beardly updates to follow.

Sorry i havent been around much

Week three

Not much to update here. Just posting my weekly update.

The beard. Is growing. It is slowly gaining volume, and looking more like a beard. Hopefully the stupid bald spot covers up soon. I dont like it. the bald spot.

Neckbeard Update week 2?

SO, as promised, another neckbeard update is on its way. 

This week, it decided to stop growing out, i guess, and added a small amount of volume.

The girlfriend somehow loves playing with it, in all its disgusting and nasty glory.

It doesn't bother me all that much, except for the fact that when i shave, i have to make sure thejawline lines up, and is clean, but other than that below the jawline is all party.

That could be the tagline for neckbeards. "Business upstairs, Party in the basement"

I will submit that to the neckbeards around the world.

Also, weird bald spot in the center. What The Hell.
Oh, and photographs of me? Yuck. Seriously, I look like i SHOULD live in a basement.