07 May, 2011

Neckbeard Update week 2?

SO, as promised, another neckbeard update is on its way. 
This week, it decided to stop growing out, i guess, and added a small amount of volume.
The girlfriend somehow loves playing with it, in all its disgusting and nasty glory.
It doesn't bother me all that much, except for the fact that when i shave, i have to make sure thejawline lines up, and is clean, but other than that below the jawline is all party.

That could be the tagline for neckbeards. "Business upstairs, Party in the basement"

I will submit that to the neckbeards around the world.

Also, weird bald spot in the center. What The Hell.
Oh, and photographs of me? Yuck. Seriously, I look like i SHOULD live in a basement.

1 comment:

  1. your tagline sounds more like youre talking about pubic hair.