Inquiring about a camera on craigslist.

This got pretty interesting. PLEASE NOTE: ALL NAMES AND SITUATIONS ARE COMPLETELY FAKE. I AM NOT MARRIED, NOR DID I KILL ANYONE.


Date: 2010-02-20, 10:45AM EST
Rarely used because we don't have the need. This is such a nice compact video camera; it will fit right in your pocket or you can put it in the case provided. This video camera comes with the operation guide, power cord for recharging, all the cables for downloading, viewing on tv, etc. Records for over 1 hour at 1080 HD and comes with a 4 GB memory card.




AgoraphobicAlcoholic to Seller:

Concerning your camera. I know it's compact, as i can see from the picture, but i was just wondering if there were any extra gigabyte cards that you could buy for it. You see I'm trying to find out if my wife is cheating on me, and I'd probably need several memory cards to swap out every hour or so, that way i make sure i catch her.

Seller to AgoraphobicAlcoholic:

Yes, you can certainly get memory cards for it to swap out. This 4 GB card will hold up to 16 hours of video on a lower resolution too. You just buy SD cards anywhere. You would have to have the camera plugged in though to record for these long periods.

AgoraphobicAlcoholic to Seller:

I plan on having it plugged in, but i would like to shoot at a higher resolution, something high enough that i'd be able to say, plug it into a projector at the place of work that she is at and show it to her and her boos and get sweet sweet retribution. Would i be able to do that with this camera? because she has a very small tattoo on her ankle that could prover her identity, and her boss has a well detailed birthmark on his ass (don't ask, christmas party)... I want both of them visible on a drak conference room's projector screen.

Seller to AgoraphobicAlcoholic:

I can't tell you exactly if it would work but at the high resolution, you can see well. Why don't you come and look at it and maybe your questions will be answered. You can call 269-***-****. Thanks

AgoraphobicAlcoholic to Seller:

No need. I walked in on them after work today. Fun fun. By the way do you have any gardening equipment and a large backyard?

Seller to AgoraphobicAlcoholic:

no.