Holy Mother of everything holy Batman!
People read my blog!
I logged on a week ago and had 2 followers. This morning I checked, and for some idiotic reason... ELEVEN!
>mfw 11 followers.
I guess that means i should give some more meaty posts. *snicker* Meaty Posts. Now my nickname for my downstairs.
Dr. Jeffery Leonard MeatyPost DDS.
Why my dude junk is dentist, I dont know.
I had a dream last night. A dream i was gonna surprise my girlfriend by cutting my hair myself.
I grabbed the nearest knife, which happened to be a packing knife and proceeded to give myself a *razor cut*. Apparently box cutters arent the best at giving haircuts, because i shaved a bit of my head. Which is pretty precise, considering the implement used.
At this point i decided it would be best to wear a hat around her from now on, but my friends in the dream egged me on to just shave it off... So i grabbed the box cutter again, and filled my scalp with shaving cream. Then I woke up.
With my full head of hair.
Which is glorious.